Reserve your tickets to Mars and the Outer System NOW!

Because in-system transportation costs have remained proportionately commensurate with computational capability, we are now able to offer round-trip teleport service to Mars, the larger asteroids, and the Galilean satellites for only T$14.99* (Terran dollars only, please)!!

Unlimited stay; no visa necessary. Poets and artists receive substantial discounts, honoraria, and drinks and deluxe accommodations gratis, courtesy of Vermillion Sands Otherworlds Resorts.

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Select your preferred Travel Class:

Dictator Class: T$250
Flunky Class: T$125
Companion Animal Class: T$50
Cargo Hold Class: T$14.99



*No guarantees of complete departure body mass at destination apply with rates below Flunky class. Incontinent patrons are requested to travel as Cargo only.